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21st Century Esoteric Dandy

I keeps a cat in me stovepipe 'at

I keeps a cat in me stovepipe 'at

I keeps a cat in me stovepipe 'at

But he won't eat fish or meat.

 

I keeps a stool in me swimming pool

I keeps a stool in me swimming pool

I keeps a stool in me swimming pool

But it makes me water go brown.

 

She has teeth the colour of tramp's piss

She has teeth the colour of tramp's piss

She has teeth the colour of tramp's piss

But I kisses her anyways.

 

Her placket, well it cost me a packet

Her placket, well it cost me a packet

Her placket, well it cost me a packet

And it’s got nasty sharp teeth.

 

A pudenda or a transcender?

A pudenda or a transcender?

A pudenda or a transcender?

It makes no diffo to me.


 
 
 Lord Herbert Sarongster III December 2010



Hold me, hug me, kiss me, touch me, want me, leave me.

Ascending awkwardly skyward on wings of auburn flames,

A gentleness enveloped his soul and for a while he basked in the glory of a new beginning.

Ancient of days, the sun had surely set on his heart's intent, ahead, he felt, was the inexorable void of stoic loneliness that enveloped his heart.

Then, she appeared, like a vision swathed in loveliness, tremulous as a new born flower in the spring's heady dew of Adam’s solitude.

She fluttered gently to his side, and stayed... awhile?

Each hour that passed without her, was an eternity of pain, each tiny renewed connection spurred him on further in his quest.

A lightness of being, seemed to soar heavenwards, and all he ever hoped for, was found in her smile.

His life is changed, her coming, his renaissance.

 Lord Herbert Sarongster III December 2010









The Naughty Escapologist

I feel the power of Blake in my hands, I feel the magic of P & P. Shall we partake of glory and sleep the sleep of the just?

After we hithered and thithered, we landed in the desert, and like McTeague I scratched 'til I bled.

  Lord Herbert Sarongster III July 2011